Hallelujah!

Aside from Barack Obama being elected President on Tuesday, there were three other fabulous results of the election:

1. Joe Biden, a fellow Fightin' Blue Hen from the University of Delaware, will soon be in the White House.
2. John McCain and his fake conservative image from the last two years were both soundly defeated.
3. Sarah Palin, the imbecile and b---h with absolutely no place on the national stage, was sent back home to Alaska.