Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bee

During the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner on Saturday, President Obama addressed the White House press corps and other journalists, as well as various politicians and entertainers. Aside from talking about his wife and two daughters, President Obama was also very self deprecating and not afraid to poke fun at him and his administration. With that being said, some of the greatest lines from President Obama's speech arose from his remarks regarding the massive train wrecks better known as Mr. Bush's presidency and the Republican Party:

• "I have to confess I really did not want to be here tonight but I knew I had to come — just one more problem that I've inherited from George W. Bush."
• "Michael Steele is in the house tonight. Or as he would say, 'In the heezy'."
• "Michael [Steele], for the last time, the Republican Party does not qualify for a bailout. Rush Limbaugh does not count as a troubled asset. I'm sorry."
• "Dick Cheney was supposed to be here but he is very busy working on his memoirs, tentatively titled 'How to Shoot Friends and Interrogate People'."
• "In the next hundred days, our bipartisan outreach will be so successful that even John Boehner will consider becoming a Democrat. After all, we have a lot in common. He is a person of color. Although not a color that appears in the natural world."