Thursday, September 3, 2009

Education Is Such a Pain in the Ass

As President Obama plans to address the nation's school children and youth (pre-kindergarten through twelfth grade) on Tuesday, Republicans and conservative parents throughout the country are, for some reasons probably unclear even to themselves, complaining about the online and televised speech. Describing President Obama's 15-20 minute address as "very socialistic", "an underhanded tactic", "a form of indoctrination" and "indicative of the culture that the Obama administration is trying to create", many of those parents are demanding that school officials allow their children to participate in alternate activities (which probably means keeping them at home for their own form of indoctrination).

Despite the fact that President Obama's speech is intended to be an inspirational and pro-education message. these Fathers and Mothers of the Year are objecting to the language in the list of suggested classroom activities before, during and following the address for students in pre-kindergarten through sixth grade. For example, "What do you think the President wants us to do?" and "Are we able to do what President Obama is asking of us?". So much for "Ask now what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." With all of that being said, the following is just a short list of the other aspects of this story which both amuse and infuriate me:

Seriously? Do these whining parents and politicians really believe that, in a 15-20 minute speech, President Obama can brainwash our nation's students in less time than it takes to deliver a pizza? (Well, if he did accomplish that major feat, it would be the fault of the parents, not President Obama.) It is astonishing that these all of a sudden perfect parents are completely against the President of the United States addressing our school children and youth. Maybe they would be more comfortable with the situation if President Obama delivered the address either (1) as a character in a video game, (2) while trying to escape from the killer in the "Saw" movies or (3) while riding in a shopping cart with the cast from "Jackass". I'm sure their sons and daughters would.

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